May 2013
january: okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
february: well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march: lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april: awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may: mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june: since when is it summer
july: blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august: i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september: take me back to the fucking summer
october: HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november: everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december: chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.
deerhoof:
my friends say you’re obnoxious but...
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Listen
friends nowhere to be found cuando se esta en la mala. buuuu.
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existential crisis
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“People who have no sense of humor alternately fascinate and terrify me. I want to put them in a glass room and study them curiously. “Why are they not making a funny comment about what just happened? Someone just handed him a joke and they didn’t do anything with it. I don’t understand!” They might as well be born with two toes. No, wait. That would make more sense. That could be attributed...
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via moonbrains)
shreddedgoals:
pugpunx:
hey guys, friendly neighborhood reminder that if your partner (or anyone in your life) doesn’t make you feel loved and like you’re a totally rad special superstar, kick their butt to the curb and remember that you are a+ awesome and deserve a whole heck of a lot better than that
where was this two years ago
April 2013
im so very tired of my self talk jesus
no me dejaron ni un huevo. que familia.
whats up con esta persona que jangueas como por cinco minutos pero te dejan un olor a perfume por el resto de la noche
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i’m in looooove
Are you out of love with me? Are you longing to be free? Do I drive you up a tree? Yeah! Oh, yeah! Do I drive you up the wall? Do you dread every phone call? Can you not stand me at all? Yeah! Oh, yeah!
“When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire...”
– Abraham Joshua Heschel (via likeafieldmouse)
El hijo de la novia.
-Sí. Decíme, ¿qué decías de los amigos y todo eso?
- No, bueno, se fueron pudriendo de a poco. Ojo, que yo no los culpo. Me viví un tango de dos años... y un día, no sé cómo fue, ¿no?, después de una noche de borrachera absoluta, me levanté a las cinco de la mañana en un charco de vómito... Un asco, che... me metí en la bañera, viste, y mientras me limpiaba la gamba me miré al espejito ese que tengo para afeitarme en la ducha, a mí me encanta afeitarme en la ducha, viste, porque el vapor te afloje, este, no te afloja, te abre los poros.
- Claro
- Bueno, y... un rato largo mirando y mirándome. Media hora, pero mínimo. Y de repente dije "chán-chán".
- ¿Y?
-Y nada más, se acabó el tango, viejo. Basta de moco. A rehacer mi vida, a buscar verdaderos amigos y a otra cosa, ¿eh?
“Y de todas las mujeres que había en el universo, te señalé a ti, porque tenías...”
– (via yosoycenizas)
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what is going on
